New garrote offered through III Gear, made in America. |
A few realities about the garrote as a weapon: You will get wet. Lots of blood, especially if you are using wire - which I personally prefer. Rope is a strangulation weapon. Wire is a cutting weapon. If you have never trained in flexible weapons, find a martial artist or old-school spy with the requisite background and ask for a special course program.
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Next - people who suddenly feel a garrote around their neck will whig the F out - especially if they are trained and they know what is coming. If they are not trained, you'll have to deal with the startle response and panic. If they are trained, they are going to try to get fingers (best case for you) or something steel between the garrote and their neck (worst case for you), and counter-attack violently. So, get that weapon looped FAST and cinched even FASTER. Either way, pull that soon-to-be dead Enemy of Liberty away from anything he can kick against for leverage. They may also try to flip you over their head or execute a shoulder throw - be ready for it. Defenses against the garrote attack are limited, and by necessity, extremely vigorous and violent.
Next, assuming you get his neck clean, or even with a few fingers, pull with everything you've got. Wire will start digging in and cutting meat. But make no mistake - you've got to use strength.
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Understand he is going to thrash, kick, reach for a pistol or knife. Be ready to defeat these attempts. First move, kick the back of his knee and take him to a manageable height. If he is still reaching to pull that knife and gut you or pistol to shoot you, be in a position to block that hand with the bottom of your boot. You won't have to hang on long - but it'll seem like forever the first time you have to do it. If it is available to you (he's not reaching for a weapon, he's locked on the primal instinct trying to reach the garrote as it cuts) put a knee in his back and arch him backward - not so much that he falls - you want to stay on your feet for defensive reasons.
If you have done everything right, as I have instructed above, you'll have an unconscious target in a few seconds - 3 to 8, usually. He'll be dead in under a minute if he bleeds out. He may have a few fingertips on the ground, because your garrote will cut through them easily. You will have cut through his windpipe (no screams) and you will have cut through his carotids - hence the bloody mess, but the quick blackout.
If mission parameters call for it, drag him out of sight. If mission parameters call for it (like you have to blend back into public after this caper) have spare clean clothes you can slip into to avoid the blood. If mission parameters call for it, dump his seeping corpse in the middle of the street as Fair Warning to other Commies in your AO.
III Gear is now offering a well-built garrote (pictured above) with your choice of ABS or aluminum T-handles and a micro-braided 23" wire. The III logo is engraved on each end of the T-handles. A special training program is offered free with every garrote sold. Of course, it is made in America and comes with a lifetime warranty.
For a limited time the III Percent Society is offering a free garrote to all new and renewing Members who sign-up for a single payment membership. If it is time to renew your membership, get your garrote free!
During one my deployments with .gov intel, I had the honor of working with the British military, specifically a group Gurkhas. For garottes, they used a length of woven silk with a ball (steel I think) on each end, sewn into the silk. The ball was about 2/3 the size of gold ball. They could whip that thing around a target and the ball would slap into the empty hand that was crossover. Then just a simply tighten while jumping on the back and wrapping legs around the waist of the "recipient." Couple that with their absolute LOVE of going out in the night with just a kukri....scary mofo's.
ReplyDeleteI remember reading about the use of a garrote in Argentina I think. The policia found the victim with the garrote still around victims neck, the device was described as a metal zip tie, dropped over the neck, pulled tight and walk away. Unless they have a heavy wire cutter/shear on them there fucked.
ReplyDeleteK, I was going to post a perfectionist's anal comment in response to this post on garrotes, but I choked at the last minute.
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How long should a garrote be,in inches,to be effective?
ReplyDelete18" - 22" depending on your arm length. Work with a few lengths, using bone-in hams as your target.
DeleteWow! I heard you stopped going to the K-hater blogs a while ago. Was just checking in on blogs usually not worth time visiting. I'm allergic to stupid in mass quantities. Unreal how much the meth head hangs on your EVERY word. I mean EVERY word. This level of obsession on public display is pathetic and hilarious all at the same time. Bunch of dim-wits and dicktards with nothing going on in life. Seems like you are the center of their universe. Their women should probably be jealous. ;)
ReplyDeleteI've seen their women - a fugly & fat collection of FSA slugs.
DeleteThe dope dealer is showing his true colors....
ReplyDeleteHow so this time? He is a world-class loser...
DeleteThat is some funny shit
ReplyDeleteWhen my father used a garrote, he said the only thing left connecting the head to the body was the spinal cord. He also said, he was left covered up to the elbows in blood.
ReplyDeleteWhen/where did your father use a garrote?
DeleteBritish Palestine, 1947-48
DeleteHe was with the R.E. at Beit Nabala.
He was present for some genuine History. I bet he could tell some tales.
DeleteOh yeah. Most people would not believe them.
Deletewould using a twine or rope be just as effective and less bloody?
ReplyDeleteStrangulation vs bloody cutting, yes. The same result, slightly longer application.
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