Your exterminator says: "You have rats, but they stay in the basement and walls for the most part."
Modern American Man: "Whew! Well, as long as they are just in the walls and basement, leave 'em be."
Your wife says: "Honey, I took one of those home test kits - we have bedbugs!"
Modern American Man: "Whew! We can live with that. Just change the sheets more frequently - like once a month, or something."
At the airport the modern American man watches his wife get fondled by TSA - the Agent actually looks a bit embarassed. The modern American man say: "No worries, I like to watch anyway."
The Oncologist looks at you and your wife and gives the bad news. "I'm sorry, Mrs. X, you have breast cancer. If we get started right away, we can probably save them both."
The modern American man: "Thanks anyway, Doc. No need to spend the money - I'm an ass-guy anyway."
.Gov passes a law that you may not have full auto or a rifle with a short barrel without their permission, and hi cap mags are out.
Modern American man: "Whew" I still get to keep my 10/22, right sir?"
John Parker: "Click, Click, Boom!"
Which kind of man are you? IIICongress.
Kerodin
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