If you don't drop by Kenny's place daily, you miss some great stuff, folks.
Here's just one tidbit, left by one of the folks who commented at his site:
That post somehow reminded me of a guy who went a bought a parrot. The store clerk warned him that the parrot belonged to a sailor and had a crude vocabulary.
The guy was convinced he could retrain the parrot.
First day home he asked the parrot ... "Does Polly want a cracker?" The parrot replied "Shut the fuck up and just give me the cracker".
The man promptly stuffed the parrot into his freezer to cool him out and teach it a lesson.
A few minutes later he opened the freezer and the parrot hopped right out and began spewing .... "Sir, I wish to apologize for anything I said that may have offended you and I will, in future behave better .... and ... if you don't mind telling me ... what did the turkey do?"
Kerodin
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